Thursday, August 9, 2007

Wii Video Game Review 0/10: Warioware Smooth Moves

This game sucks. I have not played a worse game since I loaded up my kid sister's version of "Barbie: Makeover High School Edition". People who buy this game should punch themselves in the face, burn their hair, and cut their ligaments to redeem themselves.

Why do I hate this game? I hate this game because it is not a game. To charge players $50 bucks for this piece of garbage is criminal. The game is filled with cheap graphics and cheaper gameplay, most of its "200 games" require you to make slight movements with the wii remote. What's worse, you have to play hours in single player mode before you can even "unlock" the multiplayer mode.

The reward for progressing through Warioware's pathetic minigames are stupid skits and less pathetic minigames. Except the less pathetic minigames require a lot of time committment without much payoff. The "skits" are badly rendered cut scenes which the player cannot skip. There's no synchronicity between the scenes themselves. Perhaps if I got completely stoned first, and / or drunk, I'd enjoy playing this game.

UPDATE: As of last night, I went over to my friend's house completely obliterated and tried Smooth Moves again. The game still sucks.

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